My band. My band. My band.
We play alternative metal. Never live (at least never for sober people). Currently consisting of three band members: the Depressed, the Alcoholic and myself.
The creation of this band was mainly so that I could get a band jacket, so that the Alcoholic could say “I’m with the band” in the bar and so that we could call it a band practice when we met up to do nothing.
The Alcoholic is the functioning spokesperson of the band, the Depressed writes our songs. I just am.
(Our name is under debate. We will most probably end up with the latin name of an owl or a dinosaur.)